Random Thoughts With Me...Take a Short Trip Inside My Head.

I hate when you miss a call by the last ring ("Hello, Hello, Urrggghh"), but when I immediately call back, it rings 5 times and goes to voicemail.
What did you do after I didn't answer?  Drop the phone and run?

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?
But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.  Equality I can stand 100% behind without offending anyone.

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before just nodding and smiling because you still didn't understand or hear a word they said?

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a second earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really gets it.

It's always the days you feel confident and looking good leaving your house that you don't run into anyone you know the entire day...what a waste.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell a last name to someone and said “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse)..ummm…Goonies”.
"Never say die."