Opening Day Rap (Thundercloud Thursday)

I'm sitting at my desk

Trying to do some work

It's the Red's Opening Day and

I'm writing this to be a jerk.

Why didn't I take off

And join in the festivities?

Am I some sort of rebel?

Or only care about those born in Nativities?

Yes, tomorrow's Good Friday,

But that's not the answer either.

I'm just a little absent-minded

So here I am taking a breather.

I'm not being spiteful when I say this

(Or what the hell, maybe I am).

There's lots of thunderclouds out

And to a baseball game that's an "Oh Damn!"

So instead of joining you in the celebration

I'm going to stay indoors.

I hope none of you are wearing white

Unless you like those whores.

--This is one of my more profane raps so I apologize if I offended you (especially if you are indeed a proud whore wearing white in this weather).  I'd like to thank FB and those who posted about opening day on FB for inspiring me during lunchtime.